So many things wrong with my sanity right now…
<3 Tumblr, it’s good to be back.
Day 7: favorite pesterlog
I couldn’t pick so I asked my girlfriend and she said to do the one where Tavros tries to troll Dave but gets royally creeped out by him instead.
(I like how literally everyone’s favorite pesterlogs involve Dave)
i forgot 2 tell u guys what the happs was last night at the fireworks show
this cholo bitch started WAILING on this white girl and the police came and everyone was yelling ARREST HER!!! ARREST HER!! and when they arrested her everyone clapped and was like WOOOOO and i turned to the lady next to me and was like
hey what happened??? why was there a fight??
and she turns to me and gives me the most matter-of-fact look and goes because shes a mexican, thats what they DO
Cosmos Sex Tip #413: If your Homestuck update notifier goes off in the middle of sex, screech “UPDATE” in your partner’s ear and snap their neck in half.
when his parents built a very strange machine
it was designed to view a world unseen
to join the black parade
she took the midnight train going anywhere
now youre just somebody that i used to know
sweet dreams are made of these
ur insecure, dont know what for
and called it macaroni
So call me maybe
You can’t hide
i love this picture
it could literally mean anything it could be sad or happy or thoughtful or nostalgic
“i graduated from college”
“my fish died”
“what is the meaning of the universe”